Enormous shlong has much more advantages.

This just in! According to my Spam filter, if you are single and don't have someone by your side....and you're a dude, this might be why!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your girl shack up with your friend that's why you are alone.

His instrument is bigger than yours and this is the main reason of leave.

Lengthen your instrument and you will be popular among girls promptly.

Increase your machine length and you'll forget about problems sure enough.

So guys, basically you need to grow a longer penis to solve all of your problems and be popular among girls! Not to mention the gym bathrooms.

I mean I can't even tell you the amount of times I have left my boyfriend for his best friend JUST BECAUSE the best friend had an "enormous schlong". Probably like 7 times. Thank god someone has taken notice. THANK GOD FOR SPAM!!!!!!!!!!! This has been brought to you by Ciroc -- the official voka of enormous schlongs.