Get in shape girl!

So, if you haven't heard I am going to Miami for my birthday. This means in two days I will be in a bikini. We are staying at The Shore Club so I am looking for celebs and planning to not compete with models in a bikini modeling contest. However, I CAN compete with Chris and Charlie to see who will be the "most fit" at Playboy Spring Break.

So, once a week I may "mlog" -- show you what lame lunch I'm eating (John Mayer does it! He's cool, right? RIGHT?). I might talk about my fitness routine (or lack thereof) or I might just have an expert weigh in (i.e. My mom...Hi mom!).

So here's the first stop on my journey to the beach ready body:

Last night I took powerstrike with Jonathan Sexsmith (sexy sexsmith-orama). I enjoyed the class, he called me "Girl" (in like a we 100% down kind of way) and told me I had an "excellent side kick". This is exciting for me because if you refer to his website, it says the following:

Jonathan was also an international, National, Collegiate, and State ranked black belt Olympic style Tae Kwon Do competitor, amateur boxer, and judo athlete.

This means that I can chill with "Olympic Style Tae Kwan Do" competitors, NO PROBLEM....not to mention that he is a soap star. Anyway, I also took his abs class. Then I woke up this morning and did Spinning. The result? My hinges hurt. I am tired and thirsty...but hopefully one step closer to being "spring break ready".

30 vs. 20: This is where we find out what age is better by assigning points to said year.

30: Now that I'm close to being 30 I can afford a nice gym that gives me access to crazy-awesome (Crawesome) classes and teachers -- not crazy hippy (crippy) teachers like the ones at the YMCA in Michigan (1 Kolods point for 30)

20: Now that I am not 20 I cannot eat whatever I want and still lose weight. FUCK. (2 kolods points for 20)

So far 20's winning. Eating crap is cooler than working out.