Get in shape girl!

So, if you haven't heard I am going to Miami for my birthday. This means in two days I will be in a bikini. We are staying at The Shore Club so I am looking for celebs and planning to not compete with models in a bikini modeling contest. However, I CAN compete with Chris and Charlie to see who will be the "most fit" at Playboy Spring Break.

So, once a week I may "mlog" -- show you what lame lunch I'm eating (John Mayer does it! He's cool, right? RIGHT?). I might talk about my fitness routine (or lack thereof) or I might just have an expert weigh in (i.e. My mom...Hi mom!).

So here's the first stop on my journey to the beach ready body:

Last night I took powerstrike with Jonathan Sexsmith (sexy sexsmith-orama). I enjoyed the class, he called me "Girl" (in like a we 100% down kind of way) and told me I had an "excellent side kick". This is exciting for me because if you refer to his website, it says the following:

Jonathan was also an international, National, Collegiate, and State ranked black belt Olympic style Tae Kwon Do competitor, amateur boxer, and judo athlete.

This means that I can chill with "Olympic Style Tae Kwan Do" competitors, NO PROBLEM....not to mention that he is a soap star. Anyway, I also took his abs class. Then I woke up this morning and did Spinning. The result? My hinges hurt. I am tired and thirsty...but hopefully one step closer to being "spring break ready".

30 vs. 20: This is where we find out what age is better by assigning points to said year.

30: Now that I'm close to being 30 I can afford a nice gym that gives me access to crazy-awesome (Crawesome) classes and teachers -- not crazy hippy (crippy) teachers like the ones at the YMCA in Michigan (1 Kolods point for 30)

20: Now that I am not 20 I cannot eat whatever I want and still lose weight. FUCK. (2 kolods points for 20)

So far 20's winning. Eating crap is cooler than working out.

Is thirty really dirty?

I'm not sure if 30 is really dirty (or dirtay because dirtythirty.com is some sort of porn-ish site) because I still have ONE MORE WEEK left of my 20's. That said, I'm not really sad about leaving my 20's behind (we won't get into it here...). I'm more interested in finding out the following:

1. Is 30 really the new 20?

2. Can I keep up with Charlie and Chris, my crazy College Marketing cohorts?

3. Will someone ever discover a cure for hangovers? Will the heat in my office ever be turned down? Will Ryan Seacrest stop? Is my 2008 horoscope accurate?

I'm not sure what this year will hold, but I'll blog about it anyway. Cause I am gonna prove that I can keep up with Chris and Charlie (duh) and will surely find that 30 is the new 20...or more importantly that it's dirtay in a good way.

In the meantime, here's a picture of me before I could even hold my head up. I was kinda cute, but I am more into my dad's amazing moustache, my mom's hair and the 70's couch in the background.