The Biggest Loser -- Vicky Blows

Okay people, I heart the Biggest Loser. I love it so much, that the fact that one of my old roommates used to bash the contestants while sitting eating a tub of ice cream pissed me off so much that I moved out of our apartment. However, I hate one of this year's contestants and apparently I'm not the only one.

Yahoo picked up on the fact that Vicky is evil and not in the ridiculous over the top Onmarosa way, but in a true asshole way. In fact, with closer examination the Biggest Loser Fan Forums and blogs are riddled with comments such as this one:

Vicki RAGE: I want to take that quadruple chin of Vicki's and shove it down her Cabbage Patch smirk while having 10 surgeons perform liposuction while she's awake.
November 20, 11:55 PM

I love it because I feel the same way. However, here is what I am shocked by...how can you possibly compare Vicky Volcan to a Cabbage Patch Kid when she so clearly looks like the troll mother from Fraggle Rock. Duh.


Vicky...a cabbage patch kid or...

The Mother Gorg?

What do you think?

More ways to make Thanksgiving "less awkward"

Use an electric carving knife and then make stupid jokes. It works.